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Old 08-11-2018, 11:15 PM   #23
098poi
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I may have posted this before but here it is again.




A man dies suddenly and finds himself outside the gates of Heaven. It looks beautiful inside and he asks St. Peter who is at the gate, "How do I get in there?" "Spell LOVE" ST. Peter replies. The man spells LOVE and enters. 20 years pass on earth and one day the man is walking by the gate and St. Peter asks him to watch it for a few minutes. He gladly says yes. After some time his wife appears at the gate! "I was wondering when you would get here, how have you been?"
His wife replies, "I have been well, after you died I got remarried, hit the lottery and traveled the world 3 times. By the way how do I get in there?"


The mans says, "Spell Czechoslovakia".
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