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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch and water.
"That'll be $17.50," the bartender says and proceeds to stare intently at the horse.
"What are you staring at?," says the horse, to which the barkeep replies, "Well, it's just that we don't get too many horses in here."
"At these prices, I can see why not," says the horse.
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