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Senator Hillary Clinton (D, NY) and former Attorney General Janet Reno
were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet,
"You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with
you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he was
last."
Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's
Politically correct" for ugly as a mud fe nce) does
not mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"
Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at
me. I muster all my might, tense, and squeeze to break wind as loud
and hard as I can."
That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary
slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he
would be wanting some action. She had been saving gas all day long and
was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the
most disgusting sound you could imagine.
Bill rolls ov er and says, "Janet, is that you?"
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