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A blonde comes home from work, and as she pulls into her driveway, she sees that her front door has been broken open. She grabs her cell phone and calls 911. The 911 operator tells her that there is a car in the area that will be there soon, and to wait out front.
As it happens, the closest officer is a K-9 unit. The cop pulls into the drive and sees this good looking blonde standing there. He checks his hair and tie, puts on his expensive aviator sun glasses, gets the German Shepherd out of the back of the car, and heads up the drive way.
The blonde looks at the cop, and looks at the dog, and looks back at the cop. She sighs, and says, "That's just great. I could be in danger here, and they send me a blind cop!"
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A man's got to know his limitations. -- Dirty Harry
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