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A Russian soldier runs up to a nun.
“Please, let me hide under your dress, I’ll explain later”
The nun agrees.
A moment later, two military policemen run up and ask:
“Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
The police run away
The soldier crawls out from under the dress and says “I can’t thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.”
The nun replies, “I completely understand.”
The soldier adds, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied …
“If you looked higher you’d see a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”
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All I needed in life I learned from Gary Larson.
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