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Old 08-17-2013, 01:23 PM   #54
jerry-g
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WARNING

Do not wash your hair in the shower! It's so good to finally get a health

warning that is useful. It involves the shampoo when it runs down your

body while you shower with it.



Shampoo Warning!



I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this claim: "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."



No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads: "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved!



If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower.
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