Anyone need any Christmas money, Biden's giving away cash. Just grab your kids, take them with you and commit a crime. You'll get separated from your kids but you'll get released and have the government pay you 450 thousand large. You'll be happily reunited with your kids (they don't even have to be your own) with a lifetime benefit of free rent, free utilities and food stamps. Works best if you're not a U.S. citizen and illegally cross the border.
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