The lord of the manor was having terrible problems with a mole digging his lawns up so he called in the local mole catcher.
"When you catch the mole", he told the mole catcher, "I want you to inflict upon it the worst death imaginable".
The mole catcher agreed and went about his business.
The following morning the lord saw the mole catcher.
"Did you catch the mole?" he asked.
"I did sir" replied the mole catcher.
"And did you inflict upon it the worst death imaginable?"
"I did sir. I buried him alive"
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