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Next we are going to find out that he was at Gettysburg helping Abe write his speech, before that by signing the Declaration of Independence and the Magna Carta. Also was there to help Moses come up with the Ten Commandments, of course that was after he helped build the Ark!

The next fairy tale will be he was the inn keeper who sent Joseph and Mary to the Stable and the rest is from God. I am patiently waiting to hear about his Apollo mission moon landing. He thinks he remembers crossing the USA with Lewis and Clark.

He knew that Senator Warren was lying about being Native American, he dated Pocahontas. Didn't he direct the building of the Sphinx? He will also say he remembers the night Paul Revere warned that the red coats were coming. Wasn't he also very close with Julius Caesar and helped Charles Lindbergh land his plane.

Biden fondly remembers advising brigadier general Ulysses S. Grant on how he could capture Fort Donelson. I am waiting to hear Joe's story on how he advised Truman on targeting for the first atomic bomb drop. This brain dead idiot will next say he rolled back the stone for Jesus.

I recall when Joe was advising King Herod on what he should do with this unruly carpenter that was stirring up trouble and later when assisting Michelangelo in selecting colors schemes for the Sistine Chapel and then there was the time that Winston Churchill called on him to lead the evacuation of Dunkirk, and that was before he hit .425 for the New York Yankees. Yep, that's our Joe.

While all of these will be cause for concern, I really do think we have to draw the line when he tells us he is absolutely convinced he begged Eve not to eat the apple in the Garden of Eden.