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Originally Posted by sammy the sage
Japanese Sex Story
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't know Japanese!!!!
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex.... you need serious help!!!
Sometimes I worry about you.
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I used to speak Japanese fluently and those aren't real words!!