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A Jew in New York sees somewhere in a street the sign 'Chaim Goldberg - China Restaurant'. He went inside and notices, that there are only Chinese in there. He stops a waiter and asks: 'This is really a Chinese restaurant?' 'Yes, sir'. 'And your cook, is he Jewish?' 'No, sir'. 'And the food, is it kosher?' 'No, sir'. 'So tell me, who is Chaim Goldberg?' 'He's our boss, sir'. The Jew asks whether he can talk with the owner of the restaurant. A small and very old Chinese appears. 'Chaim Goldberg'. The Jew asks: 'How is it possible, that you are Chinese and carry a Jewish name?' He says: 'It is very simple'. Many years ago, when I came to America by ship, they made us line up in a row and they started to write down our names. The man in front of me said: 'Chaim Goldberg'. Then they asked me. And I said: 'Same Sing'.
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Buy Sam a drink and get His dog one Too--->mlang
and now in Lancaster, CA.
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