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Originally Posted by Nutz and Boltz
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Love it. I particularly loved his theory about why the Earth wanted us to create plastic for it.
I wasn't with George on everything he did, but George was one of my all time faves.
Here is one of my favorite Carlin jokes. THE GOOD SPORT was on one of his early tapes. Understand it was circa 1970 to understand how outlandishly funny it was.
John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago? Sorry, I don't remember you."
Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat.
John: "Bill's party? Back seat? Took you home? Sorry, Susan I just don't remember you."
Susan: "You told me I was a good sport."
John: "Good sport? No. Sorry, Susan, I just don't remember you."
Susan: "Well, I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
John: "I was right Susan. You ARE a good sport."