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Old 06-26-2012, 02:52 PM   #36
iceknight
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Originally Posted by maddog42
Tom, do NOT watch the preceding video. I'm only 59 and it gave me chest pains. I had to watch it twice to determine that it was unfit for your consumption.This is obviously an attempt on your life. Happy Birthday!!
Are you sure you heard right what the cardiologist said?

From the archives:
The Patient Knows Best

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
The doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
With due courtesy to: http://www.surfersam.com/friends/medicine.htm
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