06-26-2012, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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Originally Posted by maddog42
Tom, do NOT watch the preceding video. I'm only 59 and it gave me chest pains. I had to watch it twice to determine that it was unfit for your consumption.This is obviously an attempt on your life. Happy Birthday!!
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Are you sure you heard right what the cardiologist said?
From the archives: The Patient Knows Best
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
The doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
With due courtesy to: http://www.surfersam.com/friends/medicine.htm
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