Religious
I guess I belong to this church (as described by Arlo Guthrie):
About 15 years ago, Arlo (and I think some other folks) bought the church made famous in the 60's song, "Alice's Restuarant". Not long after they bought it, Arlo was hanging out there, sweeping up the floor. A local preacher came by and knocked on the door. Since the door was glass, Arlo couldn't pretend he wasn't there, so he answered the door.
"Arlo, what are you doing here?" asked the preacher.
"Well, I'm sweeping up the floor," Arlo replied.
"No," said the preacher, "I meant what kind of church is this going to be now?"
Arlo thought a bit about that. He hadn't really considered it. He had a lot of plans for the church, was going to do a lot of great things there, but he hadn't thought much about what kind of church it was going to be.
"Well," he replied, "I GUESS IT'S A 'BRING YOUR OWN GOD' kind of church."
Works for me!
Ocala Mike
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