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[NorCalGreg]

Soooo....you're broke but you want some horse-betting action today, huh? I've been there, brother. I got a plan for you--you need $10.00 or so--get your wife's credit card ( since you listen to gambling advice from strangers on the internet-your credit's surely maxxed out) Don't worry about that right now. Just add the 10 bucks to your ADW and put your wife's card back in her wallet.

Here's some solid selections from Santa Anita today

RACE #1 OH MAN 7-2
RACE #3 TEACHER'S TREASURE 8/5
RACE #5 EDWARDS GOING LEFT 8/5
RACE #6 STURDY ONE 2-1
RACE #7 DISTINCTIVE B 2-1
RACE #8 BEAUMARCHAIS 7-2

Parlay these to PLACE...if all goes well you'll be able to put the $10 back on your wife's card, and take her out to some place nice--like Taco Bell.

Personally, I'm only betting one horse--7TH RACE MAKE IT A TRIPLE 12-1.

*this is in no way intended as an enticement to gamble or steal from your wife.