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Manager of a baseball team signs a horse. The owner is quite put out.
"But this horse is a great baseball player," says the manager. "Let me show you."
He puts the horse in the outfield and he catches every ball. He puts the horse at first base and he's great. He puts the horse on the pitcher's mound and every batter strikes out. The owner is impressed but...
"How is he at bat?"
"Great!"
So they put the horse at bat and he hits the ball out of the park.
"Run!" yells the manager. The horse turns to him and says,
"If I could run I'd be at Saratoga."
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