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Old 08-22-2013, 10:03 PM   #78
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On a sunny spring morning in London, an English gentlemen took his family out on the Tames for a row boat ride. Soon, a man in a canoe nearby lost his paddle and could not get back to shore. He saw the Englishman and two fine ladies in the row boat and hollered over,"Excuse me Sir, I am in a predicament here. May I borrow one of your oars?"

The Englishman replied, rather tersely,"They aren't me 'ores, they're me SISTERS!"
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