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Old 08-17-2019, 05:58 PM   #1
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Talking Penn - 8/17/2019 - Scintillating Selections

Many people have requested information on the exact nature of my handicapping research.

I am hesitant to reveal too many details about the Scintillating Selections staff, lest the glories of celebrity distract from the demands of our research. Suffice to say that the Scintillating Selections International Command Bunker is located deep in the Earth, with a crew of 25 people grinding away day and night, faces illuminated by the ghostly glow of their computer screens. Everyone wears a headset and a red jump suit. There is a large central map where someone is continually adjusting small red pins. As research director, my chair is attached to a narrow gauge rail permitting circumnavigation of the entire bunker without the need for ambulation. But even I must answer to The Old One. That is all I can say at this time.

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