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Old 09-22-2017, 09:04 AM   #1
Jess Hawsen Arown
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Trump's Hidden Tax Returns

At a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,


"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"

Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."

"And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

"Next question?"


Since I did not hear it, it is probably just a joke doing the email circuit. But at the very least, the author NAILED IT!
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