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Old 02-11-2012, 07:23 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by Tom
He never heard the gunshot.
Reminds me of the second verse and chorus from the song "Woman with a Gun" by the country comedy duo of Pinkard and Bowden. (Sorry, but I can't find a video or audio.)

Now Jimbo drove a pickup truck, rifle rack behind the seat,
And he parked his Ford out behind the bar, and he stepped inside to cheat.
Well, he never saw his wife come in; he was blind from Cupid's dart.
And he never heard the 12-gauge that stopped his cheatin' heart.

Oh, I've seen it all a thousand times. It always ends the same.
There's got to be a loser in every cheatin' game.
Some men think it's funny chasin' skirts and havin' fun,
But there ain't nothin' funny about a woman with a gun.

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