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Irish Humor
Irishman's first drink with his son...
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories
came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness.
He didn't like it, so I drank it.
Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager.
He didn't. I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a
Jameson's, nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest.
He wouldn't even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so drunk I could hardly push the stroller home!
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I wouldn't say I drink too much but my mother did tell me that my first words were" when does happy hour start"?
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