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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a Flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The Flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen Women than let liquor touch my lips.
"The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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