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Old 03-26-2015, 05:10 AM   #789
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A New York lawyer runs a STOP sign and gets pulled over by a Jersey copper.

The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Jersey cops expense!!

Jersey cop says, " Licence and registration, please."
New York Lawyer says, "What for ?"

Jersey cop says, "Ya didnat come ta a complete stop at the stop sign."
New York Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Jersey cop says, "Ya still didnat come ta a complete stop. Licence and registration, please"
New York Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Jersey cop says, "The difference is, ya havda come ta a complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"

Jersey Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Jersey cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The New York Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Jersey cop takes out his baton and starts beating the s**t out of the lawyer and says,
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"Do ya want me ta stop, or jist slow down?"
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