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Old 03-21-2015, 01:21 PM   #783
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The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, unfortunately, I have some bad news”.











The tycoon replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.











The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million”.











The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”











The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you screwing your secretary
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