handicrappin' the durty...presented by rick pitino's grammas pizza house
forget everything you know. handicrappin' the durty takes a scientific approach to winning.
this is simple. break down most horses who you think will win and don't play them to win. much like when i laid out how the joker could win the BG...everything almost happened except that he still didn't win.
look lee- 1 hole no chance. usually the deep closer that's itm isn't the one you think it will be.
thunder buddy- obv is on the short list because of the off track. not because of the horses not being good enough or the uae chitty track record.
fast and deadly- off track means he thinks he's on turf or synthetic. therefore his feet won't hurt like he's running needles. proved he doesn't need the lead.
always f'n dreamn- pletch won't win..40-1 futures don't win either..bounce coming after big effort..just how much of bounce we'll see
guilty your honor - found out he doesn't need the lead....goodie....seems like he'll screw many by hitting the board once again
george girvin - stalker with a foot problem. girvin didn't score many points when he was hurt either. shame they don;t put him on Injured reserve.
henceforth- obv cheap closers that win off a fast pace are a new wise guy thing. the wise guy horse never runs like u think
irat- now don't get me started. obv logic means an encore performance going further means he'll win bigger. do not discount
gunny bear- deep closers never reach. prolly finish 4th or 5th and be out finished by really crappy horses
midway massacre- slow and inexperienced, but most years being from cali means he's better. i'm sure he'll run big saving ground up close
son from trier- ahhhh..look at this lovely 1 run beast....obv a major player because the ones you think will hit the board never do. don't believe me just look at previous results.
j boyz from toscanova - with a name like that have to play him. all he need is a fast pace..and the jesus hotline told me it's roman's turn.
boardwalk empire - wasn't an overly impressive ark derby win but i'm sure he learned a lot from it being in tight. fast horse is prolly the one to beat.
whacknMckrackn- my sister went to school w/ a kid with the same last name. needless to say he just busted for doing exactly that in a place where he should not of done it. hence the nickname. can't get past seeing wilkes sly smilie. you know he scammed everyone last race. he won't this race. unleash the kracken
tapit it hard- another stiff job from the master himself. what would horse racing be without fixing or sandbagging races....would it not have been for that last race he could've easily been favorite........now nobody knows he's in the race. job well done. you should not be surprised to see jboy/mckrak and tapit all run big
mel gibson war cry - beat chit in the wood. and as one of my buddies pointed out at
www.paceadvantage.com he has a chitty final brisnet lP. you don't have to tell me anymore. the only good wood is the kind in the morning..not the 0 for last 15 years horse race one
gormley- my son plays high school hockey. our goalies last name is this. needless to say he never played travel hockey and gives up too many goals. i can't place all the blame on him. the defense blows as well and the offense can't score.
the joker- ahhhh..the horse that started this fun in the BG but still couldn't win. been pretty solid but still couldn't beat irat. how on earth do you beat the kraken. even johnny depp couldn't.
dan patch- world hamp standardbred horse.....maybe the durty resorts back to complete unpredictability. and patches hits the board.
picks to come later.
