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Q: How do you get a pig to the hospital?
A: In a hambulance.
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Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To get to the other side
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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
a nervous wreck
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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
"curses, foil again!!"
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Rodney Dangerfield:
When my wife was about to deliver our son, I asked her if she wanted me in the room. She said, ‘Why would I, you weren’t in the room when I got pregnant.’
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Buy Sam a drink and get His dog one Too--->mlang
and now in Lancaster, CA.
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