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Ok Rick heres one I heard today.
A redneck came home from the bar drunk as all get out. He had a sheep under his arm.
He threw open the bedroom door turned on the lights and said.
"This is the pig I've been having sex with for the last five years."
His wife rolled over and said,.
"You drunken idiot that's a sheep not a pig."
To which he replied "I was talking to the sheep."
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