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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked, "How many?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.”
The pharmacist said, "That's too small
a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my new golf shoes."
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All I needed in life I learned from Gary Larson.
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