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Guy walks into a bar and asks if the bartender would like to see something. The bartender was bored so he said okay. The guy has a briefcase, out of it he takes a little piano and a little man and places them on the bar. The little man proceeds to play the little piano. The bartender was impressed. The patron said "that's nothing , I want to show you something else. In my pocket , I have a little genie and he grants me any wish. Would you like to ask him for something?" The bartender figures that he'd better ask for something big, so says "okay, I'd like 5 million bucks". A cloud fills the room and then 5 million ducks fill the room. The bartender screams I said 5 million bucks,not ducks! "I know, I know," says the patron. "Do you think that I asked for a 14 inch pianist!"
Last edited by jk3521; 04-12-2018 at 09:00 AM.
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