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Originally Posted by xtb
The best is the "health questionnaire" you get at the doctor's office. When I see the question "Do you own a gun?" I laugh to myself.
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... or, "are you suicidal today"? If I answer "yes", I go straight to the institution. If I answer "no", I get to drive home.
I want to be there when they ask Tom if he's homicidal today!
