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Old 02-19-2015, 06:36 PM   #759
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Three guys show up early in the morning for a golf game.

Just as they are getting ready to hit, the starter runs out and says he has a fourth. All are dissapointed, 'till they see the golfer.

Out strolls a lovely blond lady carrying a bag of clubs. She greets them, and smacks a driver straight down the middle, past all three of them.

As the game goes on, she is doing great, and golfing as well as they are, if not better. When they get to 18, she hits on in regulation,and has a huge smile on her face.

They all get to the green and scan the puts, as the lady makes an announcement.

"If I make this put, it will be the best game of my life. If any one of you can give me the correct read for this put, I will give you a happy ending ."

First guy says, "dead straight uphill, don't leave it short."

Second guy says, "you really need to hit it left edge, not too hard."

Third guy looks at it for a few more seconds and says'

"Pick it up, it's a gimme."
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