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Happy Halloween...
Two guys are invited to a costume party and have arranged a very fancy costume as a cow, one being the front legs and head and the other taking body and back legs.
Since this is somewhat awkward traveling to the party they take a shortcut through a local farmer's field. About two thirds of the way across the first guy, the only one who can see much of the surroundings comes to an abrupt halt. "What's the matter?" says his buddy from somewhere underneath.
"I just realized there's a bull in this field. He's pawing the ground and looking very interested in us."
"What do we do?" the other answers. "Can we make it to the fence?"
"That fence is quite a long ways off yet. Oh, hell. Here is is heading over our way."
"For Chrissake man, what are our options?"
"Well, I'm going to try to be real casual and bend over like I'm eating grass. You... you better brace yourself."
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