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A friend of mine had a question "Will I Live to see 80?"
(Here's something to think about.) She recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the Doctor said she was doing fairly well for her age (which was past Seventy).
A little concerned about that comment, my friend couldn't resist asking, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
The Doctor asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' she replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then the Doctor asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
She said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' She said.
The Doctor asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' she said...
The Doctor then looked at her and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'
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