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Old 08-06-2016, 08:26 PM   #1100
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A woman comes to the bus stop and there is a man there, both his arms full with a stack of boxes.

"M'am, could you help me out?"
"My bus ticket is in my pocket and I can't reach in to get it out."

"Oh, sure." she says, as she put her hand in his left pocket. She feels around and says, "I can't find it."

"Maybe it is the other pocket." the man replies.

She reaches into his right pocket and feels around.

"Ah, that's the ticket!" he declares!
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