Maid says to Lady I want a big raise.
Lady says Why would I give you any raise?
Maid because there are 3 things that I perform better than you my Lady!
I Clean House better than you!
Lady Who said so?
Maid Your Husband did, and I am a better Cook as well!
Lady Who said so?
Maid Your Husband did, and I am better in in bed as well!
Lady My Husband said so??
Maid No My Lady the Gardner did!
Lady How much of a raise do you want???
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