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Old 08-20-2013, 09:05 AM   #66
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A few more oxymora:

Why do the generals in the army eat in a private mess hall, and the privates in a general mess hall?

If it's a classified ad, why is it publicly published?

Why do we recite at a play and play at a recital?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why, when we transport stuff by car is it called a shipment and when we transport it by ship is it called cargo?

Jumbo shrimp

plastic silverware

good grief

quite a few

pretty ugly

freezer burn

Why are hemorroids called hemorroids and asteroids called asteroids? Shouldn't that be the other way around?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends on a shelf and take away all but one, is it and odd or an end?

If firefighters fight fire, what do freedomfighters fight?

If pro is the opposite of con and progress means moving forward, what does Congress mean?

Ok enough.
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