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Three nuns get into a car accident after Sunday mass.
The three find themselves in front of the gates of heaven.
Mother superior goes to open the gates and is stopped by St. Peter.
"Where do you think you're going?" asks St Peter.
Mother superior says "We just died on our way back from mass."
St. Peter replies, "That's all fine, but to get in you must answer a question."
"Fine!" she says.
St. Peter then says, "Who was the first man every created by God?"
Mother superior smiles and replies, "Why St. Peter, scripture states that God created Adam first."
The bells above the gate start ringing, the doors swing open, and St. Peter says, "Go on in."
He then looks at the second nun and says, "Are you ready for your question."
"Yes" she replies.
St. Peter then asks, "Who was the first woman created?"
She smiles and replies, "Why St. Peter, scripture states that God created Eve after creating Adam."
The bells above the gate start ringing, the doors swing open, and St. Peter says, "Go on in."
He then looks at the young novitiate and asks, "Are you ready for your question?"
The young nun feels extremely confident having heard the previous questions and boldly says, "Yes St. Peter. What is the question?"
St. Peter thinks for a moment, looks her in the eyes and asks, "What were the first words ever said between a man and a woman?"
The young nun's jaw drops at the sheer difficulty of the question and says, "Oh my, that's a hard one!"
The bells above the gate start ringing, the doors swing open, and St. Peter says, "Go on in."