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Old 03-17-2018, 02:16 PM   #1304
barahona44
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The Japanese Air Force general during WW 2 was addressing a squadron of his elite pilots.

"Our honorable nation of Japan guided by the wisdom of our honorable emperor Hirohito is on the verge of defeating the dishonorable American fleet.But to deliver the final blow, I am ordering all of you honorable pilots to become honorable kamakazes today.All of you are to find any American ship;aircraft carrier, cargo ship, troop ship, etc and directly fly into the ship and destroy it Yes, this will result in the loss of your honorable lives but the honorable victory we achieve for the honorable people of Japan will arise from your honorable death. Are there any questions.?"

A pilot raises his hand and the general says " The honorable Captain Hiroku has a question. What is it, Captain?"

Captain Hiroku replies "Yes, I want to know if the honorable general is out of his honorable f**king mind?"
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