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Old 08-12-2015, 12:50 AM   #836
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Mike is intently looking at his phone on his way to the OTB and walks into a Pole ... uh. Looking up realizes it's Stosh. Long time no see.
Stosh... No I see you half block away.




Stosh goes to the Police Station.

The Desk Sargent ask if he can help him.

Stosh frantically tells the Sargent... my wive she a wants me dead.

Sarge... Ask him why he suspected his wife wanted to kill him?

Stosh... Said sheza going to poison me!

Sarg... How do you know that?

Stoch... Look!!! Look what I find in the bathroom cabinet and hands a small bottle to him.

Sarge... Looks at it... reads the label and looks right at Him.

Stosh... See pointing to the bottle... Polish Remover.




Old Polish Proverb.

The goat that pushes the tree down often... leaves with none.
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