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Old 03-28-2017, 06:43 AM   #57
proximity
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blood from a stone!!

ok poker fans, we last left off with yet another beating in atlantic city and i drove home with my tail between my legs. at least i lasted the whole trip, unlike our good friend the lion who tucked tail just two days in but was rewarded with some big winning sessions back at penn national while i struggled at bally's.

and after a long struggle, the lion finally got his pen rakeback but warned me that it wasn't an easy process. and (after a huge snowstorm) when i finally returned to pen, i understood what he was talking about as i had to give blood, fingerprints, my passport, social security card, driver's license, and sign about 14 different places to get my $50. i'm joking here..... kinda.

but hey, we actually got blood from the gambling stone that is penn national so it was worth it....even if we had to give a little of our own!!

so i beat a field of 2/4 novices out of $6 and collect my rakeback. an actual non-losing day!!!

when i return to penn national it's tranny night.

yes, the casino is filled with transvestites.

i get on the board early with AK and 98 and look to extend my lead with AA and QQ but of course both hands run into sets. i lose $79. meanwhile the lion (now 37-7 on the year!) pockets yet ANOTHER three digit win but picks up early mumbling something about too many trannies and seat change button hording homos for his tastes.

thank you for reading.

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