“Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”―Andy Borowitz
“Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there are really are jobs Americans won't do.”–Mitt Romney
“Donald Trump likes to sue people. He should sue whoever did that to his face.”—Marco Rubio
“Republican hopeful Rick Perry this week compared Donald Trump to cancer. Which really isn't fair, because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.” –Seth Meyers
“This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying asshole!”―Lewis Black
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