I've now concluded a decades long research project involving popular brand candy bars.
After careful thought and sleepless nights - (which had nothing to do with said 'project') - it is now official.
SNICKERS stands the tallest among the common fare. You know, yer Almond Joyz, Mounds, Hundred Thousand, Twix, & so on.
Contributing factors to Snickers Suck Sess?
A. Involvement of peanuts.
B. Nice dente to the bite.
C. Caramel can NEVER be argued with.
Project Candy Bar Over.