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Old 08-18-2013, 11:11 AM   #61
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A guy goes to the doctor for a check up.
The doctor tells him that he is obese and needs to do something about it right away.

"But I don't weigh that much." he told the Doc.
"It's not what you weigh, it is your body mass index that counts." he was told.
"What is that?" he asked.

"It's a ratio between your height and your weight," the doc said and he showed the guy a chart. "For your height, this is what your weight should be."

The doctor then told him what foods he should avoid if he wanted lose weight.

The guys goes home after the check up and his wife asks him,"What did the doctor tell you, Honey?"

"I have to get taller." he told her.
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