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Forum: **TRIPLE CROWN TRAIL** 06-10-2022, 10:17 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 11,060
Posted By Fred Mertz
Watch and learn. She's my choice.

Watch and learn. She's my choice.
Forum: General Racing Discussion 06-05-2022, 09:29 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,949
Posted By Fred Mertz
I like the filly, Nest, if she runs. I...

I like the filly, Nest, if she runs.


I gave somebody $10 to bet on her, but dang if I can remember who.
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-01-2022, 01:25 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 722
Posted By Fred Mertz
She's good.

She's good.
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-01-2022, 01:10 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 976
Posted By Fred Mertz
Is he going to marry Jodie Foster, even if she's...

Is he going to marry Jodie Foster, even if she's a lesbo?
Forum: Harness Racing 06-01-2022, 06:10 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,093
Posted By Fred Mertz
You guys can't pick your nose, let alone winners....

You guys can't pick your nose, let alone winners.


No thanks, I'll pick my own losers.
Forum: General Handicapping Discussion 05-31-2022, 11:34 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,866
Posted By Fred Mertz
One time I was at Churchill and I saw that a #13...

One time I was at Churchill and I saw that a #13 was in there at 10-1 odds.


I put her second on my exacta ticket with ALL above. The #5 horse came in first at 20-1. I won about $450.


Sweet!
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-31-2022, 03:39 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 4,652
Posted By Fred Mertz
You got me. Several weapons at home. If I...

You got me. Several weapons at home.


If I lived in NYC, I'd be armed to the teeth.
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-31-2022, 03:23 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 4,652
Posted By Fred Mertz
Do you have a vagina? I've got several...

Do you have a vagina?


I've got several for home defense if needed.
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2022, 09:35 PM
Replies: 559
Views: 25,216
Posted By Fred Mertz
This kid is evil Period.

This kid is evil Period.
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-16-2022, 10:46 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 5,814
Posted By Fred Mertz
"I'm done in this thread" Goodbye, sonny...

"I'm done in this thread"


Goodbye, sonny boy.
Forum: General Racing Discussion 05-15-2022, 10:31 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 4,508
Posted By Fred Mertz
I have a degenerate brother, we call him fugitive...

I have a degenerate brother, we call him fugitive or fugi for short.


He hit a $118 exacta yesterday, but he doesn't brag about his losses.
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-12-2022, 12:12 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,066
Posted By Fred Mertz
Where's beer on that list?

Where's beer on that list?
Forum: Selections 05-10-2022, 11:08 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 617
Posted By Fred Mertz
Mo Donegal will win the Travers. If I...

Mo Donegal will win the Travers.


If I remember, I'll bet a fistful of kale.
Forum: Selections 05-10-2022, 11:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 617
Posted By Fred Mertz
I apologize for offending you. I...

I apologize for offending you.




I didn't realize you had a vagina.
Forum: Selections 05-10-2022, 07:24 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 617
Posted By Fred Mertz
I would have bet #21, but I was told it was a 20...

I would have bet #21, but I was told it was a 20 horse race.
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-10-2022, 07:16 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,523
Posted By Fred Mertz
It was the common cold. The gummint...

It was the common cold.


The gummint wanted to create a crisis to see what they and the media could get away with. They played the public like a violin. Cough! Cough!
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-10-2022, 10:45 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,961
Posted By Fred Mertz
I heard...

...that she was good on her knees too.
Forum: **TRIPLE CROWN TRAIL** 05-08-2022, 10:18 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,115
Posted By Fred Mertz
I should have bet my name

Signed,


Richard
Forum: Selections 05-06-2022, 05:23 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 640
Posted By Fred Mertz
:4::7::13:

:4::7::13:
Forum: **TRIPLE CROWN TRAIL** 05-02-2022, 09:35 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,240
Posted By Fred Mertz
I'll consider the Oaks Derby Double $2 bet;...

I'll consider the Oaks Derby Double $2 bet; select 3 in each Classic $18 total.


I love having a live Double ticket, until the 2d race fails.;)
Forum: General Racing Discussion 04-29-2022, 09:47 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,250
Posted By Fred Mertz
Better to enjoy Churchill and its usual crowd of...

Better to enjoy Churchill and its usual crowd of race track characters on a slow week day card.


I enjoy weekdays with smaller crowds too. Hey, girlfriend wants to go so I'm game.
Forum: General Racing Discussion 04-29-2022, 07:28 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,250
Posted By Fred Mertz
Churchill Downs gouging

I'm going to Churchill tomorrow for opening night. Girlfriend is driving and I'm drinking.


Last year night racing was $10 for general admission. Tomorrow night it is $21 for the cheap seats.

...
Forum: **TRIPLE CROWN TRAIL** 04-20-2022, 07:35 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,545
Posted By Fred Mertz
Got it now, thanks.

Got it now, thanks.
Forum: **TRIPLE CROWN TRAIL** 04-20-2022, 07:05 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,545
Posted By Fred Mertz
I didn't see Zandon in these PPs. Did I miss...

I didn't see Zandon in these PPs. Did I miss something?
Forum: Off Topic - Sports 03-21-2022, 06:01 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 960
Posted By Fred Mertz
Cheer for the Baltimorons.

Cheer for the Baltimorons.
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