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Forum: Off Topic - General 09-02-2020, 07:43 PM
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Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
Paraphrasing a joke from the iconic Brother...

Paraphrasing a joke from the iconic Brother Theodore from the Late Night With David Letterman:

I was in the mood for some passionate love making, and I decided to try eating Raw Oysters, as I...
Forum: Off Topic - General 11-30-2016, 06:42 PM
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Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
Saw a couple good ones (to me) that I just had to...

Saw a couple good ones (to me) that I just had to share, billed as Dad Humor.

What is red and smells like white paint?

Red Paint.

"Knock, Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Smell Mop"
"Smell Mop...
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-24-2016, 07:26 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
You can do anything, except step on my blue suede...

You can do anything, except step on my blue suede shoes, and violate Sharia Law.
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-24-2016, 06:19 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
SO FUNNY! Had to share! (Thank yuh. Thank you...

SO FUNNY! Had to share! (Thank yuh. Thank you veruh much.)
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-03-2016, 09:01 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
LOL! Yeah, it made her asshole so big that it...

LOL! Yeah, it made her asshole so big that it bought itself a boat!
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-13-2015, 07:45 PM
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Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
Great One Shemp! I needed another really good,...

Great One Shemp! I needed another really good, new to me, laugh today!
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-02-2015, 10:03 AM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
The coach had put together the perfect team for...

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears.
The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback.
He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European...
Forum: Off Topic - General 11-07-2014, 09:18 AM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
It really was inappropriate. It wasn't the part...

It really was inappropriate. It wasn't the part about it involving military branches that was the problem. It was about the pedophila(sp?)and a conversation betten an adult and a minor in the joke...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-30-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
When my Dad passed (a long time ago) we felt we...

When my Dad passed (a long time ago) we felt we should get him a new dress shirt for the visitation and to be buried in. Our family, all adults with great senses of humor, went in the clothing store...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-29-2014, 10:30 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
[QUOTE=bugboy]The man who made it,sold it, the...

[QUOTE=bugboy]The man who made it,sold it, the man who bought it never used it, the man who used it never saw it......What was it?[/QUOTE

A toupe for a corpse?
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-09-2014, 11:44 AM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
Me either! I completely missed that.

Me either! I completely missed that.
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-09-2014, 10:46 AM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
Or...Screwed!

Or...Screwed!
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-23-2014, 06:57 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
"I get No Respect I tell ya!"

"I get No Respect I tell ya!"
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-24-2013, 10:55 AM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
Just came up with one. What's the difference...

Just came up with one.

What's the difference between Bill Maher laying dead on the road, and a lawyer laying dead on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the lawyer.
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-15-2013, 10:44 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
Another good ole boy who was a father took his 13...

Another good ole boy who was a father took his 13 year old daughter to the doctor. Doctors asks the reason for the visit.

Father: "We're here to get her birth control pills".

Doctor: "Wait a...
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-11-2013, 11:57 AM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
It took me a second read later to get this one! ...

It took me a second read later to get this one! :lol:
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-07-2013, 11:24 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,659
Posted By Steve 'StatMan'
Hey! That's the Union Garbage Truck Driver's Job!

Hey! That's the Union Garbage Truck Driver's Job!
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