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06-30-2021, 06:57 AM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

:ThmbUp:

:ThmbUp:

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05-04-2020, 01:04 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

A blonde goes into an Auto-Zone and tells the guy...

A blonde goes into an Auto-Zone and tells the guy at the counter she needs a belt for her car. He asks "which belt, what model car". She says " I dunno I just know I need a belt". So the guys takes...

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01-11-2020, 12:41 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

Two Aggies ride a horse to an Aggie football game...

Two Aggies ride a horse to an Aggie football game figuring they'll save on parking. As they pass in front of the stadium two guys start laughing and one says "look at those 2 assholes on that horse"....

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05-02-2019, 02:33 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

Why do they call flights to other countries...

Why do they call flights to other countries international?

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04-22-2019, 02:46 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

I've never truly understood who she is and why...

I've never truly understood who she is and why she's rich and famous? :confused:

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04-11-2016, 06:24 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

:lol: Classic.

:lol: Classic.

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12-07-2015, 05:35 AM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

May have been the episode where the lion climbed...

May have been the episode where the lion climbed in their coach sleeper and began licking their toes. :)

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12-06-2015, 07:39 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

Shemp was my funniest stooge. He played the part...

Shemp was my funniest stooge. He played the part to a tee. Curly was too stupid to be legitimately funny. Shemp was unpredictably funny.

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12-06-2015, 12:32 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

Guy leaves home for work one morning, kisses wife...

Guy leaves home for work one morning, kisses wife goodbye, and drives off.
A dude shows up 20 minutes later at same house, knocks on door, and asks the wife if she'd have sex with him for $2000....

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06-22-2015, 12:50 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

Good one. :ThmbUp:

Good one. :ThmbUp:

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04-20-2015, 07:23 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

:lol:

:lol:

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01-17-2015, 07:18 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

That was good. :ThmbUp: :D

That was good. :ThmbUp:
:D

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01-02-2015, 12:14 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

An old one... Nixon, Kissinger, a priest,...

An old one...

Nixon, Kissinger, a priest, and a hippy were on the same small plane when suddenly 1 of the 2 engines quit. The pilot yells back to the guys " We're way overloaded, y'all are gonna...

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11-21-2014, 04:09 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

A blonde had traffic all tied up at a highway...

A blonde had traffic all tied up at a highway intersection. She seemed to be showing off or something by burning out, then hitting her brakes, again and again. A cop shows up and stops her. He asks...

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08-24-2014, 08:01 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

And it tasted better.

And it tasted better.

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08-08-2014, 03:22 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

Poor Timmy was born without arms, legs, and a...

Poor Timmy was born without arms, legs, and a torso. That's right, Timmy was just a head much like any other head on a human. When Timmy was about 6 years old he really began getting unhappy with his...

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08-06-2014, 03:51 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

:lol: These last two jokes were excellent....

:lol: These last two jokes were excellent. :ThmbUp:

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06-23-2014, 11:54 AM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

I've seen that mistake made and it's...

I've seen that mistake made and it's uncomfortable for all present. Best is to wait till they're about due to comment, or say nothing. :)

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04-27-2014, 08:12 PM

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HUMOR

Views: 350,677

Posted By Marshall Bennett

Blonde goes in an Auto Zone and tells the guy she...

Blonde goes in an Auto Zone and tells the guy she needs belts for her car. He says "which belts"? She says "I dunno I just know I need belts". So the guy takes her to her car and pops the hood and...

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02-09-2014, 03:29 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umRB0FS2eac ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umRB0FS2eac

Might serve the military well to scare the enemy. :)

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02-09-2014, 03:23 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Dk_GE29pg ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Dk_GE29pg

Might serve the military well to scare the enemy.

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02-02-2014, 03:10 PM

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

Good one. :lol:

Good one. :lol:

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02-02-2014, 12:16 PM

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HUMOR

Views: 350,677

Posted By Marshall Bennett

Little Larry peeked in the shower when his dad...

Little Larry peeked in the shower when his dad was showering and took off running to his mother. "Mama, Mama, dad's got 2 huge peaches between his legs". His mother barked "oh yeah? , and did ya see...

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01-15-2014, 12:29 AM

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HUMOR

Views: 350,677

Posted By Marshall Bennett

A blond walks into an Auto Zone and tells the guy...

A blond walks into an Auto Zone and tells the guy behind the counter she needs a belt for her car. He asks which belt and what kind of car and she says, "I really don't know, but I'm sure I need a...

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12-17-2013, 11:59 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Marshall Bennett

:lol: Nice job !!

:lol: Nice job !!

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