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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat...
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My ...wife walked by and asked me what I...
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There once was a Congressman named Weiner, Who...
There once was a Congressman named Weiner,
Who had a perverted demeanor,
He was forced from the hill, for acting like Bill,
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.
The moral:
If you tweet your...
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I didn't sleep very well last night, so, when I...
I didn't sleep very well last night, so, when I got up this morning, I used Red Bull, instead of water, to make my coffee. I was half way to work before I realized I'd forgot my car.
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Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New...
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is....
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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a...
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Farts
Farts
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Two Irishmen are drinking in a bar. One says,...
Two Irishmen are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?" "Awww shit!" says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!" :mad:
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A man staggered into a hospital with a...
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" ...
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When General Petraeus turned in he resignation to...
When General Petraeus turned in he resignation to Obama, Obama said,"I know you don't like me, you'll probably be glad when i'm dead, so you can piss on my grave."
The General said, "no, I vowed...
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:lol: :lol: I think it's a little less than a...
:lol: :lol: I think it's a little less than a gazillion. :D
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It was entertainment night at the senior...
It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the
community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of
the show - Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude...
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Colonoscopy Journal.... By Dave Barry ABOUT...
Colonoscopy Journal.... By Dave Barry
ABOUT THE WRITER
Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.
Colonoscopy Journal:
I called my friend Andy Sable, a...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I used to think that a Buccaneer, was a high...
I used to think that a Buccaneer, was a high price for corn, but, these days, not so much. :D
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WOMAN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study...
WOMAN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
There is a new study about women, and how they feel about their asses, the results were very interesting.
10% Of women think their ass is too skinny.
30% Of women...
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Several days after President Obama was re-elected...
Several days after President Obama was re-elected president, he went over to see Bill and Hillary Clinton for dinner at their spacious home.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked...
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Here's a few more. There Ain't Enough...
Here's a few more.
There Ain't Enough Whiskey in Tennessee to Drink the Ugly Off Of You.
Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out...
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An elderly lady was standing at the railing of...
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam... I do not...
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Undeniable Adult Truths
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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