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Are the Cornhuskers playing Miami this year? :)
Are the Cornhuskers playing Miami this year? :)
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A guy walks into the country club locker room...
A guy walks into the country club locker room fuming "I just got a ticket for parking my car in the golf course's handicapped parking space"
His buddy says to him, "But you don't have a handicap"...
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11-21-2019, 12:16 PM
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Apologies if this has been posted before ...
Apologies if this has been posted before
Patient: Doc, you gotta help me.For the last two weeks, I suddenly start singing and it takes all my might to control it..
Doctor:...
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What were Jeffrey Dahmer's dying words? "It...
What were Jeffrey Dahmer's dying words?
"It must have been someone I ate".
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The telephone company hired three crews to...
The telephone company hired three crews to install ten telephone poles apiece,after a tornado had knocked many of them down.The crews were Italians, Irish and Polish.At the end of the day, the...
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Father O'Malley was concerned about the number of...
Father O'Malley was concerned about the number of his parishioners that he would see entering the Blarney Stone pub across the street from his church every night and then see them staggering out at...
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A sailor, on his first day on a new ship went up...
A sailor, on his first day on a new ship went up to an officer and said "Excuse me, Captain, but would it be OK to go downstairs and get something to eat in the dining room"
The captain, visibly...
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Three men-one American,one Japanese and the third...
Three men-one American,one Japanese and the third Polish are sitting together.A beep comes from the American's wrist and he speaks into the wrist.He explains" I had a chip implanted in my hand and...
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:D Reminds me of a joke Mr. O'Leary, my...
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Reminds me of a joke Mr. O'Leary, my first principal when I was teaching ,used to tell.
What do you call a dozen four year olds in a Dublin pub?
The Irish Head Start program.
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The Japanese Air Force general during WW 2 was...
The Japanese Air Force general during WW 2 was addressing a squadron of his elite pilots.
"Our honorable nation of Japan guided by the wisdom of our honorable emperor Hirohito is on the verge of...
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I thought the classic punchline to that joke was...
I thought the classic punchline to that joke was "You're ugly, too".
Always good to have choices.!
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A blonde was throwing a dinner party for 12...
A blonde was throwing a dinner party for 12 people but the recipe for the main course only served six.
She said to her husband "What can I do"?
Her husband said "That's easy.6 times 2 is 12, so...
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A mother got an irate phone call from one of her...
A mother got an irate phone call from one of her neighbors who in an angry voice told her " My 6 year old daughter just told me she and your son were playing doctor"
The mother of the boy replied...
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Three cowboys, one from Oklahoma, the second from...
Three cowboys, one from Oklahoma, the second from Arizona and the third from Texas, were sitting around the fire when they started bragging about how tough they were.
The Oklahoma cowboy said "I...
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Dan and Jim are golfing and as Dan is about to...
Dan and Jim are golfing and as Dan is about to take his swing, a funeral procession passes by the course.Dan stops, takes off his hat and holds it over his heart until the procession passes.He then...
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The Kowalski brothers Stan and Casmir were...
The Kowalski brothers Stan and Casmir were discussing upcoming vacations. Stan said to his brother "You know, Cas, you're always recommending these romantic places to go on vacation but there's...
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A man who had lived all his life in the city...
A man who had lived all his life in the city bought a home way out in the sticks.His neighbor comes over and introduces himself , telling him, "Around here when someone new moves in, there's always a...
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One good blonde joke deserves a similar blonde...
One good blonde joke deserves a similar blonde joke:
A blonde fills her car up at an open all night service station.The next day she returned with her car towed and furiously told the owner "I...
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Three men are out in the woods.They encounter a...
Three men are out in the woods.They encounter a wide, dangerously raging river that they have to cross.
The first man said "Lord, please give me the strength to be able to cross this river"...
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Didn't see that.Usually when you hit the button...
Didn't see that.Usually when you hit the button to post your message more than once, you get an error message that tells you have already posted.As I recall, the screen locked and I didn't check to...
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The past, present and future walked into a...
The past, present and future walked into a bar.The bartender looked up then said to all the customers "Hey, everybody , be careful.Things might get tense in here."
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The past, present and future walked into a...
The past, present and future walked into a bar.The bartender looked up then said to all the customers "Hey, everybody , be careful.Things might get tense in here."
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A man enters the office of a talent agent and...
A man enters the office of a talent agent and makes a request."I would like you to find a woman who is 6 feet 2 inches tall and weighs 85 pounds. Money is no object. I am willing to pay the woman 2...
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Q. What was the best thing about Tim Tebow...
Q. What was the best thing about Tim Tebow hitting a home run the other day?
A. He finally got past first base.
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While registering for his room at a hotel, a...
While registering for his room at a hotel, a minister asked the desk clerk "Is the porn channel on the TV disabled?"
The desk clerk replied, "No, it's regular porn."
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