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Forum: Off Topic - General 05-25-2020, 03:33 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,015
Posted By MDCnorthlands
Whether and whom my wife sleeps with stopped...

Whether and whom my wife sleeps with stopped being a concern of mine a long time ago. My primary concern these days is whether I'll wake up from my next nap.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-25-2020, 01:24 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,015
Posted By MDCnorthlands
This is my first time on the forum. Wish I'd...

This is my first time on the forum. Wish I'd found it years ago.

You can't insult people on Memorial Day? If anything it should be the time to insult Americans, with its countless immoral wars...
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-25-2020, 12:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,015
Posted By MDCnorthlands
100,000 posts on an internet forum. Good...

100,000 posts on an internet forum.

Good grief, go get laid and pay for it if you have to. I am sure we would all chip into a fund for you if necessary.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-25-2020, 12:16 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,396
Posted By MDCnorthlands
Hardly. She makes an average salary. But I had it...

Hardly. She makes an average salary. But I had it good and if she divorced me, what are my prospects on the open market? 25 years at a skating rink and a rusty blue Chevy.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 08:10 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,396
Posted By MDCnorthlands
Only a woman or teenage boy would say that. ...

Only a woman or teenage boy would say that.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 06:47 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,396
Posted By MDCnorthlands
That's what happens when you knock up a girl at a...

That's what happens when you knock up a girl at a young age and skip a formal education. You do what you have to.

And it was not a roller rink. It was an ice skating rink. It's backbreaking work....
Forum: Off Topic - Sports 05-24-2020, 06:44 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 941
Posted By MDCnorthlands
All terrible. Go with offshore. MDCnorthlands

All terrible. Go with offshore.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - Sports 05-24-2020, 06:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 583
Posted By MDCnorthlands
CheckMark, stop messing around trying to handicap...

CheckMark, stop messing around trying to handicap sports and start abusing bonuses and other promotions.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 06:29 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,015
Posted By MDCnorthlands
How many of you guys have bet over your head?

I have never bet above my head but been around all sorts of degenerates. In the 90s a friend of mine would take his cordless home phone to the bathroom and phone his bets in. This one time I was...
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 06:08 PM
Replies: 6,212
Views: 241,319
Posted By MDCnorthlands
Guys who is destroying my reputation?? I was a...

Guys who is destroying my reputation?? I was a -20 and now -58.

I need to dig myself out of this hole. I don't want a negative PaceAdvantage reputation ranking on my gravestone.
...
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 06:06 PM
Replies: 6,212
Views: 241,319
Posted By MDCnorthlands
I feel like we've spoken before, in a WWJD...

I feel like we've spoken before, in a WWJD chatroom in 2001.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 06:05 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,396
Posted By MDCnorthlands
I owned up to everything I've done. My wives...

I owned up to everything I've done. My wives obviously both know about each other and I never pulled the trigger on the skating rink moms. I guess what I haven't done is tell my 2nd wife I've been...
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 04:50 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,396
Posted By MDCnorthlands
Imagine being a fly on the wall when Donald...

Imagine being a fly on the wall when Donald speaks privately with his wife, especially he was outed for all his affairs. I wonder if he owned up to it and apologized or went on the offensive and told...
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 04:39 PM
Replies: 6,212
Views: 241,319
Posted By MDCnorthlands
boxcar can you give me a positive vote to my...

boxcar can you give me a positive vote to my reputation? I just want to be slightly in the positive if possible so I don't go to PaceAdvantage hell.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 04:37 PM
Replies: 6,212
Views: 241,319
Posted By MDCnorthlands
It will be fine, just get extra onions to kill...

It will be fine, just get extra onions to kill any bacteria.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 03:51 PM
Replies: 6,212
Views: 241,319
Posted By MDCnorthlands
If your religion prescribes that you spend your...

If your religion prescribes that you spend your whole life with one woman, that religion isn't for me. I know kids from my rink who married their high school sweethearts and are still together. They...
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 03:40 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,396
Posted By MDCnorthlands
Let's just say when you reach a certain age you...

Let's just say when you reach a certain age you start to reflect more on choices in your life.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 03:16 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,396
Posted By MDCnorthlands
Got nothing to show for it, very few stories,...

Got nothing to show for it, very few stories, just minor flirting.

That they were willing to flirt with a guy who wore red coveralls for 25 years who worked at a rink for minimum wage tells you...
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 01:37 PM
Replies: 6,212
Views: 241,319
Posted By MDCnorthlands
Religion is for the mentally weak... or someone...

Religion is for the mentally weak... or someone with a horse charging to the finish line.

MDCnorthlands
Forum: General Handicapping Discussion 05-24-2020, 01:34 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 979
Posted By MDCnorthlands
I'm going with the :1: because the track is real...

I'm going with the :1: because the track is real sloppy and it should be hard to take the turn with a wide starting position. Vasquez loves the inside track at Gulfstream and his posture looks...
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 01:27 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,396
Posted By MDCnorthlands
I think her job was just the tiebreaker. I was...

I think her job was just the tiebreaker. I was really close to cheating multiple times. It's different for men than it is for women.

How many have you been married to the same woman for more than...
Forum: Selections 05-24-2020, 11:55 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,433
Posted By MDCnorthlands
It's early, but I'm calling it. Post of the day! ...

It's early, but I'm calling it. Post of the day!

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 11:18 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,396
Posted By MDCnorthlands
I quit my job in my late 50s while she continued...

I quit my job in my late 50s while she continued to work. That is part of the reason I did not cheat on her. I had and have it good. If I was the breadwinner, probably would've been a different...
Forum: Selections 05-24-2020, 11:15 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,433
Posted By MDCnorthlands
Value to the community? Quit gambling! ...

Value to the community? Quit gambling!

MDCnorthlands
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-24-2020, 10:46 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,396
Posted By MDCnorthlands
Here comes Dave the White Knight. Hero to women. ...

Here comes Dave the White Knight. Hero to women.

You act as if controlling your libido is like holding in your piss for a few extra minutes.

Being attracted to other women gives you daily...
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