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Forum: Off Topic - General 08-31-2020, 08:22 AM
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Posted By sammy the sage
Now that was funny...:lol: Considering that...

Now that was funny...:lol:

Considering that place IS the STD capital of USA....this part should be restated as to why...


Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that...
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-27-2019, 08:33 AM
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Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they...

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm his mother asked if he'd done his chores.
"Not yet", says little Johnny.
Mother says, "No breakfast until your chores are done."...
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-15-2019, 10:20 PM
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Posted By sammy the sage
a pair of potato's are dancing....which one is...

a pair of potato's are dancing....which one is loose?....I da ho...
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-28-2019, 08:43 PM
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Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
Sounds like SOME of my...

Sounds like SOME of my employees....really...:pound::lol:
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-20-2019, 05:42 PM
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Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
That's a GOOD one...sts

That's a GOOD one...sts
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-07-2019, 08:16 PM
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Posted By sammy the sage
So the wife is getting afraid of her...

So the wife is getting afraid of her husband....he's starting to become almost violent....making threats...breaking stuff....she's getting scared for herself and the pets...the kids are gone....
...
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-13-2019, 09:19 PM
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Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
Skiing... ...

Skiing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwAp8eoGAG8
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-12-2019, 07:28 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
sounds like a deal...might be a bitch tho...;) ...

sounds like a deal...might be a bitch tho...;)




By the way...ladies of the board...that is a joke...perhaps off-color...but I ain't the politically correct type...
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-11-2019, 08:39 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
don't know about that Tom...I'm still waiting him...

don't know about that Tom...I'm still waiting him to buy my drink...and the dog too...:D
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-27-2018, 09:50 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
I was sitting there after work. Hitting my beer,...

I was sitting there after work. Hitting my beer, flipping through soft porn, fishing and your channel (jokes). You know chilling. Wifie on couch me in recliner. Her knitting scarfs and stuff. Grand...
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-19-2018, 08:26 AM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4aKmhkIEJg ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4aKmhkIEJg

humorous some are....
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-16-2018, 08:59 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
Guy walks into a bar and asks for a shot of...

Guy walks into a bar and asks for a shot of 12-year-old Scotch. Bartender tries to fool him with a shot of cheap bar Scotch. He drinks it, and says, "This is some cheap ass bar scotch...I want...
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-16-2018, 08:54 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
man walks into the vets office with a dog in his...

man walks into the vets office with a dog in his arms. He says to the vet, "There's something wrong with my dog." The vet checks him over and says, "Your dog is dead, sir." The man replies, "I...
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-11-2018, 09:48 PM
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Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
Old man sitting on a bench, when a young man...

Old man sitting on a bench, when a young man walks by carrying a roll of chicken wire. The old man asks him, "where ya going with that chicken wire?" The young man replies, " I am goin to catch...
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-11-2018, 09:46 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
did you hear the one about the agnostic dyslexic...

did you hear the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac, ..he stayed up all night wondering if there's a dog
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-05-2018, 09:29 PM
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Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
What's the difference between a dog barking and...

What's the difference between a dog barking and the wife yelling at a closed door?....

When you let the dog in...it shuts up...
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-25-2017, 08:34 AM
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Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
I fully CONCUR with this....damn funniest thing...

I fully CONCUR with this....damn funniest thing on here so far!!!:pound::lol::headbanger:
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-18-2016, 10:19 PM
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Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only...

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-25-2016, 11:14 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses. ...

A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses.

"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquires...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-14-2016, 09:43 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
Wish I could get away w/this in my business... ...

Wish I could get away w/this in my business...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-12-2016, 10:34 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf...

While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay?"


"I'm okay thanks," I...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-07-2016, 07:25 AM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD WINDOWS:...

SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than eight characters.
USER: boiled cabbage


WINDOWS:...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-07-2016, 07:11 AM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
Just for "Mostie" A guy goes into the Post...

Just for "Mostie"

A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.

”Ok, Have you...
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-13-2016, 07:55 AM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
This is a conversation between a man and his new...

This is a conversation between a man and his new girlfriend.


Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions, which he answered quite simply.
She is speechless after answering only one question....
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-10-2016, 10:09 PM
Replies: 1,667
Views: 350,699
Posted By sammy the sage
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. ...

A man has a dog that snores in his sleep.

Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles...
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